but misery loves company

Seems Nim and I will be having tea as we chart our way though hell.

You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it. Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons. Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover... It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell. Dante Alighieri 83% C.G. Jung 67% Stephen Hawking 58% Friedrich Nietzsche 58% Steven Morrissey 50% Mother Teresa 42% Miyamoto Musashi 33% Charles Manson 33% Adolf Hitler 25% Jesus Christ 25% Sigmund Freud 25% O.J. Simpson 25% Hugh Hefner 0% Elvis Presley 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com