I know I really shouldn't care, but I do.
The chili pepper I had on ratemyprofessors.com is gone.
It was there, I swear, for nearly five years!
One out of my six raters thought I was hot.
I guess now I'm not.
Just like hotness itself, so does the chili pepper disappear with time
In the eyes of the twenty-somethings.
Oh, the eyes of the twenty-somethings.